Funny but scary law enforcement story

[BillsMafia]

I was reading on the internet, and also saw it in the news this past week that the Harris County Sheriffs screwed up a little. Last week an HPD (Houston Police Department) officer arrested an african american male that weighed 500 almost 600lbs. He was processed through the systems at one of the HPD stations, and than was set over to the Harris County Jail. Than after being searched by the Harris County Sheriffs they admitted him into the jail. As they were putting him in his pod he leaned over to one of the detention officers and said I have a pistol and 2 mags on me. He logged the pistol and 2 mags under one of his fat rolls. He went through countless metal detectors, searched by 6 different officers/jailers, and also passed through medical without being detected. He was at the point in the jails that NOBODY in the entire facility had there weapons on them. Scary what that guy could have done if he didn't tell them.

[U2SLOW4ME]

Uh Oh!!! Well he picked up another felony charge.

[BillsMafia]

Yea I'd say so.... I would have been flipping sh*t if I was the guard that he told. It sends a chill up your spine knowing that something like this can happen. And the fact that it was on the news channels, now everyone knows if your that big you could try to sneak anything in..

[U2SLOW4ME]

I bet they start picking up everyone's fat rolls and looking under them.

[wrp]

If he had that much, the real question is, how much **** did they find he had forgotten was in there?

LoL, back in the days before interstate highways, when I was a kid some of the guys driving whiskey would get caught and put in jail in Lexington Kentucky. We'd go down and bail them out or vice versa. So we'd be standing outside the lockup waiting on our friends to come down and the regular customers would be coming and going. In Lexington the Jail was up on the third floor and above and there was an elevator from the parking lot. So when they brought you in to lockup they'd open that elevator. Trouble makers would not enjoy the ride up to booking. There were to ex UK football players dressed in armor and when the door would open the one that weighed about 280 would have a running start and knock the trouble maker into the elevator, then several others would jump in. You could stand there in the lot and hear the banging, cursing, and lord knows what else all the way up to booking. The walls of the elevator were covered in all kinds of things that mostly were stains. Periodically you would catch teeth losse rolling around on the floor.

One night we were waiting on a friend and the sergeant came down and told us all to get back. About 15 riot equipped officers came running over and formed two lines to the elevator and a paddy wagon backed up to the line. We were thinkin this was gonna be good. So the sergeant gingerly trips the latch on the wagon and the doors busted open. The largest meanest looking woman I have ever seen had kicked them open when she heard the latch trip. She stepped down out of the wagon and proceded down the gauntlet, the guards prodding her along with their batons (pre taser days). She'd snarl and step towards one every now and then and it caused a panic. I bet she would have gone 500 +.

Anyhow they opened the door and the big guy got a perfect blind side shoulder right in the middle of her back. He bounced off and fell on his face, she turned around, kicked him in the head then backed in the elevator and said "come on you mo snurfers." About 6 of them piled in and the elevator got stuck between floors. I swear the ground was shaking. Of the 6 officers that got on, 4 were transported to the hospital and the other two were nearly unrecognizable. Keep in mind this gorilla had handcuffs on, they were in the front since they wouldn't reach behind her.

[Robofuzz]

:wtf:

[BillsMafia]

I bet they start picking up everyone's fat rolls and looking under them.

I wonder if the people that searched him are going to get in trouble..

[wrp]

:wtf:Was the post offensive?

[schufflerbot]

If he had that much, the real question is, how much **** did they find he had forgotten was in there?

LoL, back in the days before interstate highways, when I was a kid some of the guys driving whiskey would get caught and put in jail in Lexington Kentucky. We'd go down and bail them out or vice versa. So we'd be standing outside the lockup waiting on our friends to come down and the regular customers would be coming and going. In Lexington the Jail was up on the third floor and above and there was an elevator from the parking lot. So when they brought you in to lockup they'd open that elevator. Trouble makers would not enjoy the ride up to booking. There were to ex UK football players dressed in armor and when the door would open the one that weighed about 280 would have a running start and knock the trouble maker into the elevator, then several others would jump in. You could stand there in the lot and hear the banging, cursing, and lord knows what else all the way up to booking. The walls of the elevator were covered in all kinds of things that mostly were stains. Periodically you would catch teeth losse rolling around on the floor.

One night we were waiting on a friend and the sergeant came down and told us all to get back. About 15 riot equipped officers came running over and formed two lines to the elevator and a paddy wagon backed up to the line. We were thinkin this was gonna be good. So the sergeant gingerly trips the latch on the wagon and the doors busted open. The largest meanest looking woman I have ever seen had kicked them open when she heard the latch trip. She stepped down out of the wagon and proceded down the gauntlet, the guards prodding her along with their batons (pre taser days). She'd snarl and step towards one every now and then and it caused a panic. I bet she would have gone 500 +.

Anyhow they opened the door and the big guy got a perfect blind side shoulder right in the middle of her back. He bounced off and fell on his face, she turned around, kicked him in the head then backed in the elevator and said "come on you mo snurfers." About 6 of them piled in and the elevator got stuck between floors. I swear the ground was shaking. Of the 6 officers that got on, 4 were transported to the hospital and the other two were nearly unrecognizable. Keep in mind this gorilla had handcuffs on, they were in the front since they wouldn't reach behind her.

LMAO that is hilarious.

[ameaglemike]

Damn Bill that is seriously messed up. LOL. And I find the original story a little far fetched. It doesn't matter how much fat he had over the gun, the metal detector would have picked it up. My dad has all kinds of hardware (screws, bolts, plates, and cages) in his neck and back, and he goes off every time he goes through a metal detector.

[Trents_goat5.7]

That's pretty funny lol.