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schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 08:42 AM
my hair is too long. its about 3 inches past my shoulder when its down, but i almost never wear it that way.

i want something with a little length still... but something that doesnt make me look like a refugee from frank zappa's neighborhood.

any suggestions?

edit: almost immediately, i realized just how ghey this thread sounds LMAO

Burnsy
07-29-2009, 08:43 AM
It won't be gay until you get a fauxhawk.

MsRomper
07-29-2009, 08:47 AM
I like fauxhawk's

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 08:48 AM
It won't be gay until you get a fauxhawk.

HA!

yah, that wont happen. i almost got into a fight with several random guys at a bar a year or so ago, when i (being the drunkard i was) started laughing at a group of 4 guys who all showed up with the exact same haircut.

...all those little fauxhawk BS haircuts.

Burnsy
07-29-2009, 08:49 AM
I like fauxhawk's

So does my wife.

She also won't let me shave my goatee.

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 08:50 AM
I like fauxhawk's

it was cool when there were one or two 'bad boy' celebrity/rock stars sporting them...

then it became so mainstream that it lost all meaning and was no longer about rebellion, or standing out... but fitting in and copycatting.

again, i dont usually have issue with haircuts... but i just saw so many of those on so many idiots that i couldnt help but laugh

MsRomper
07-29-2009, 08:50 AM
Sexy :D

HRJ
07-29-2009, 08:53 AM
WTF is a fauxhawk

<--- immune to fashion

tmiller
07-29-2009, 09:02 AM
A fauxhawk is similar to an emohawk.

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 09:08 AM
WTF is a fauxhawk

<--- immune to fashion

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XAePxwGya7E/SCm3WItkdLI/AAAAAAAABGI/xnit9MRkDII/s400/Beckham-fauxhawk2.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/menshair/1/0/v/0/-/-/fauxhawk4.jpg

Robofuzz
07-29-2009, 09:21 AM
Oh - you mean bedhead is in style?

HRJ
07-29-2009, 09:23 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XAePxwGya7E/SCm3WItkdLI/AAAAAAAABGI/xnit9MRkDII/s400/Beckham-fauxhawk2.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/menshair/1/0/v/0/-/-/fauxhawk4.jpg


Oh, I never knew that was intentional...

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 09:25 AM
Oh, I never knew that was intentional...

LOL

unfortunately it is.

Lancer-AM
07-29-2009, 09:25 AM
Bedhead has been in style for awhile now :-P Sport Clips you want to go to Sport Clips. I don't really like sports :wall: except for racing, but the place is great. Since you can't find a real barber any more it is the next best thing. The MVP is worth it. The hot towel treatment is a substitute for a hot lather strait razor shave which is fantastic if you have never been to a barber and the stylist (I hate saying that) didn't try to strike up a conversation I didn't want to have. Went in got my massage and hot towel, my haircut and left. It was great.

dantheman
07-29-2009, 09:28 AM
man rick i dunno about those hippy haircuts you get, but i went for a cut and a shave at a barber shop and it was awesome.

im talking candy cane signs, some old white guy with a pair of scissors a pair of clippers, a comb and a straight razor.

best 20 bux ive spent in a while.

Lancer-AM
07-29-2009, 09:33 AM
man rick i dunno about those hippy haircuts you get, but i went for a cut and a shave at a barber shop and it was awesome.

im talking candy cane signs, some old white guy with a pair of scissors a pair of clippers, a comb and a straight razor.

best 20 bux ive spent in a while.
Where???? For the love of god where? I will drive to a real barber. I don't care if the guy is 95 they are artists with a strait razor, and you never feel as good as when they are done.

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 09:44 AM
man rick i dunno about those hippy haircuts you get, but i went for a cut and a shave at a barber shop and it was awesome.

im talking candy cane signs, some old white guy with a pair of scissors a pair of clippers, a comb and a straight razor.

best 20 bux ive spent in a while.

yah, thats what im ready to get rid of.

its time for something a little less 'pothead.'

HRJ
07-29-2009, 10:01 AM
http://trophybarbershop.com/

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 10:06 AM
http://trophybarbershop.com/

was expecting something with a lot more bewbs.

dantheman
07-29-2009, 11:22 AM
place called Men's barber shop

15965 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77082-1234

(281) 493-9166‎

its epic.

MuhThugga
07-29-2009, 11:34 AM
I'm of no help here.

I just shave my head with #3 clippers and am done with it.

peeps
07-29-2009, 11:38 AM
this thread was gay as **** until barbers and straight razor shaves got brought up! Of course, dan is so manly, he could un-gay a gay pride parade!

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 11:39 AM
I'm of no help here.

I just shave my head with #3 clippers and am done with it.

i started doing that when my back was broken... havent since and dont know how my brain would react to being put back in that place again lol

peeps
07-29-2009, 11:40 AM
Texas is too damn hot for long hair...

Fat_Nick
07-29-2009, 11:56 AM
Why Schuff are you having a http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Dj_Fanboy/haircut.jpg?

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 12:24 PM
Why Schuff are you having a http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Dj_Fanboy/haircut.jpg?

LMAO

wow, that is amazing.

Fat_Nick
07-29-2009, 12:30 PM
I figured you'd get a kick out of that when I found the pic.

vanceti
07-29-2009, 01:08 PM
That's awesome!

3rdgenfan
07-29-2009, 02:36 PM
I'm of no help here.

I just shave my head with #3 clippers and am done with it.

Hah, I shave my head with a #2 clipper and leave it. Been doing that since I lost my job, didnt have money to spend on a haircut haha.

Blevyouknow
07-29-2009, 04:25 PM
Go a same length trim all over. I have the GF do a #6 all over and I like the look. I still have a head of hair but it's more professional yet still looks "stylish".

...and I apparently caught teh gay.


caughtehgay.jpg

MuhThugga
07-29-2009, 04:42 PM
Hah, I shave my head with a #2 clipper and leave it. Been doing that since I lost my job, didnt have money to spend on a haircut haha.

And the trend continues...

I have 6.0, you have 5.7

I do #3, you do #2....



My other remark was going to be, "You are a #2."

MuhThugga
07-29-2009, 04:44 PM
i started doing that when my back was broken... havent since and dont know how my brain would react to being put back in that place again lol

I'm sure what will happen is your back will say, "Oh no! He's shaving his head again! I must be broken! Gahhhhh!" And then you collapse and can't walk.


That's exactly what will happen.


:gr_jest:

Trents_goat5.7
07-29-2009, 04:48 PM
Why you guys gotta be hating on my fauxhawk?

Corndog
07-29-2009, 06:27 PM
Why you guys gotta be hating on my fauxhawk?

You REALLY want that question answered???

3rdgenfan
07-29-2009, 06:33 PM
And the trend continues...

I have 6.0, you have 5.7

I do #3, you do #2....



My other remark was going to be, "You are a #2."

I'm secretly trying to be just like you, only not as badass...you know, because of the whole 5.7 thing. :D

schufflerbot
07-29-2009, 06:44 PM
I'm secretly trying to be just like you, only not as badass...you know, because of the whole 5.7 thing. :D

rimshot.wav

Alptbird
07-29-2009, 09:02 PM
Why you guys gotta be hating on my fauxhawk?

You REALLY want that question answered???
:banghead: beat me to it Corny....

trent...:wtf: please say it isn't so.... do you sport the Fauxhawk?

schufflerbot
07-30-2009, 07:39 AM
:banghead: beat me to it Corny....

trent...:wtf: please say it isn't so.... do you sport the Fauxhawk?

only in the 'groinal' region.

MsRomper
07-30-2009, 08:59 AM
Dam I have a BIG mirror on the wall behind my puter desk and I scared the bezeezes out of myself when I was typing and looked up...I have a fauxhawk this morning :eek: And it's a really good one :D

schufflerbot
07-30-2009, 09:09 AM
Dam I have a BIG mirror on the wall behind my puter desk and I scared the bezeezes out of myself when I was typing and looked up...I have a fauxhawk this morning :eek: And it's a really good one :D

LMAO

pics or ban.

MsRomper
07-30-2009, 09:15 AM
I would die if everyone saw what I looked like this morning :D My dogs are even hanging their heads in shame

schufflerbot
07-30-2009, 09:29 AM
i would die if everyone saw what i looked like this morning :d my dogs are even hanging their heads in shame

lmao

MsRomper
07-30-2009, 12:43 PM
Ya know schuff I took my shower did the makeup thing and my hair, now I am at puter and looked in mirror....hummm I think I like my morning fauxhawk :D

Fat_Nick
07-30-2009, 12:59 PM
I would die if everyone saw what I looked like this morning :D My dogs are even hanging their heads in shame

i think most of the ETG family HAS seen you 1st thing in the morning. :D

MsRomper
07-30-2009, 01:01 PM
Very true....

Alptbird
07-30-2009, 01:06 PM
yeah I have seen the Nana Fauxhawk

MsRomper
07-30-2009, 01:16 PM
Crazy huh

Trents_goat5.7
07-30-2009, 03:16 PM
You REALLY want that question answered???

Yeah punk. You saying you had a problem with my hair saturday? :bat:

Trents_goat5.7
07-30-2009, 03:19 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XAePxwGya7E/SCm3WItkdLI/AAAAAAAABGI/xnit9MRkDII/s400/Beckham-fauxhawk2.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/menshair/1/0/v/0/-/-/fauxhawk4.jpg

Mine is more like #1. The guy in #2 looks ghey.

vanceti
07-30-2009, 03:35 PM
He does have that haircut but he is a youngster so i will let it slide

MsRomper
07-30-2009, 03:46 PM
Hey D...when you cut your hair you fauxhawked it...member?